For a while, it almost seemed like Cheryl Cole was the Queen of England. This doesn’t mean she was discovered as having blue blood whilst kicking a swan to death. Nor did it mean she wiped her arse on £50 notes while a butler fanned her with peacock feather. Rather, it meant that everyone was ambivalent toward her, which in celebrity terms, is as good as being loved.
Then, she released her solo album which was weird. On first listen, it was a bit rubbish, and then, after hearing the singles on the radio and television, they transformed into ‘quite good’. And it looks like she’s got a new record coming out, if the leaked tune on YouTube is to be believed (which you can hear over the jump).
And guess what? It’s initially disappointing but promises to be ‘quite good’ after a few listens.
The leaked track is called ‘Promise This’ and will feature on her second solo LP. With Nadine Coyle’s inevitable faux grown-up album on the way (think Ronan Keating’s solo work), feel free to start discussing the imminent demise of Girls Aloud (who, regardless of what you think, are the best thing to happen to British pop music in decades).
The 50-second preview has been leaked on to YouTube, in which Cole can also be heard saying: “I’m scared, I’m excited.”
It looks like someone working on the track sneakily whipped out their phone and shot a video of a wall while the track played in the background.
The single will probably be released in the next month so she can piggyback on the The X Factor live shows.
Anyway, here’s the leaked song.
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Axl Rose is a bloated prick isn’t he? Seriously. He’s an astonishingly shit human. He preens about this Earth like his balls are clad in gold, when really, he’s just a chubby shrieker with a chemically peeled pink head. These days, he’s less the frontman for a rock group and more like a piñata filled with faeces.
And hilariously, the Irish didn’t mind letting him know. Of course, he’s well known for making the people he’s supposed to love (the fans) wait and wait without regard for them in the slightest, by entering the live arena as late as he possibly can.
As such, the Irish took the piñata feeling and tried to knock his insides out with bottles.
The latest incarnation of the Guns N Roses took to the stage at the O2 in Dublin typically late and hurled as much at the stage as they could muster.
To play to stereotype, you can only imagine how angry an Irishman has to be if he’s willing to throw away perfectly good booze.
Anyway, Axl asked an already furious crowd to stop chucking things at him, or they’d ‘go home’. They managed a couple of songs before Axl just bid everyone a good evening and buggered off, stage right.
At no point did Axl Rose consider that he may have been the reason why the crowd turned so ugly. We at hecklerspray can only applaud the Irish crowd for the levels of hostility shown toward this jumped-up shithouse.
You have to wonder why he continually comes out late. Is he having a little nap, curled up like a sick kitten under a desk? Is he furiously tugging his genitals trying to get them to work so he can pleasure himself because posturing on stage?
It’s probably fair to say that he’s quite simply, an arrogant chump.
Here’s a video of the Irish crowd turning on Axl & Co. You will invariably feel sorry for the poor buggers at the venue who tried to appease the crowd AND coax Axl Rose out from his dressing room.
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Axl Rose is a bloated prick isn’t he? Seriously. He’s an astonishingly shit human. He preens about this Earth like his balls are clad in gold, when really, he’s just a chubby shrieker with a chemically peeled pink head. These days, he’s less the frontman for a rock group and more like a piñata filled [...]
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Axl Rose is a bloated prick isn’t he? Seriously. He’s an astonishingly shit human. He preens about this Earth like his balls are clad in gold, when really, he’s just a chubby shrieker with a chemically peeled pink head. These days, he’s less the frontman for a rock group and more like a piñata filled with faeces.
